answering your questions, one search term at a time (part 2)
As you might know, the WordPress site that hosts our blog has a stats page that lists the search terms that directed people to our blog (meaning the person googled these questions, and google sent them to this blog). I often check that list purely because some of the searches make me laugh. So, inspired by this series at By Common Consent, I have answered some of the questions below (and also in a previous post found here):
Question 1: young mormon house wives blog.com
Answer: So, so close. It’s like if YMF married FMH.
Question 2: is dead good for healthy
Question 3: i loved a handsome boy. we often went
Answer: Guys the suspense is killing me
Question 4: guys are shoulders immodest
Answer: I really hope this was asked, “Guys, are shoulders immodest?” And I hope the answer came across loud and clear: we have sexualized the female body to a ridiculous degree. It’s time for it to stop.
Question 5: there’s 2 types of women
Answer: The ones who laugh at this question and the ones who don’t?
Next up: questions that I believe directed to our website due to Tinesha and I’s awesome post on male immodesty:
Question 6: no male nude modesty allowed at home
Answer: No modesty allowed at home? What happened to being righteous at all times and in all things and in all places?
Question 7: big naked male knees
Answer: There are some crazy weird fetishes in this world.
Question 8: I am a guy and modest
Answer: Good for you!!
Question 9: feminist mormon knees
Answer: They are definitely more subversive than your average knee.
Question 10: moroni, utah people
Answer: The good people of Moroni, Utah thank you for your interest in their existence. It only happens once in a dispensation.
Unrelated- but check this out. BYUSA thinks that James Bond is a good role model. The Student Review disagrees. Check your role models, BYUSA.
3 Responses to “answering your questions, one search term at a time (part 2)”
This is hilarious. I really, really needed a good laugh right about now. Thank you!
IS dead good for healthy?????
You know I was curious what they meant by “Dates on Dates” anyway — any ideas? :-p